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Welcome to the darker side of Spiritual Guidance. Each week, Mr. Fox Van Allen teaches the craft of shadow priesting to new players and end-game raiders alike through the clever use of a sports training montage.

A wise ski instructor named Thumper once said, “If you french fry when you pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.”

Let’s put that in Warcraft terms: You need the right spells for the right situations. Soloing, five-man instances, raids — they’re all different and require different mind sets. If you Mind Sear when you pizza — let’s say Mind Flay — you’re gonna have a bad time.

In the context of skiing, a bad time means crashing through the wall of a ski lodge. In the context of Warcraft, a bad time means pulling aggro, putting out lousy DPS, and getting yourself berated by a “leet” fourteen-year-old who recently learned the phrase “l2play” and is just dying to use it.

It all happens when you french fry when you should have pizza’d.

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